Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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