you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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