How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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