we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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