He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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