New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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