apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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