Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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