dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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