Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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