I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Vodka?
Forever.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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