I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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