Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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