then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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