ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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