then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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