Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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