he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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