Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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