Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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