you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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