Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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