quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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