"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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