don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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