batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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