This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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