dude i'm inner monologue high
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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