I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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