So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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