Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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