I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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