girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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