in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I need water and some morals
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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