he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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