I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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