One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
