I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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