Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
