i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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