We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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