I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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