school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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