My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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