The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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