i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
