omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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