I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
tell me about the fingering
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