So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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