I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I wear drunk well.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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