Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
