Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
