I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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