We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
